Soccer gadgets. The very phrase conjures up images of a cross between David Beckham and James Bond, a power player who dribbles the ball effortlessly downfield as he leaves a smokescreen or an oil slick to confound the opposing team.

OK, that would probably get you kicked off the field. But the soccer gadgets at Soccer Stuff n’ More may not win you the game, but they will win the admiration of your teammates.

Here are just a few of the soccer gadgets we’ve got in stock:

Soccer gadget #1: Free Kick. Free kick is a soccer training tool that makes it possible to practice even when nobody else is around. Just stick a soccer ball into the net, strap the belt to your waist and start dribbling!

Soccer gadget #2: Soccer Alarm Clock. This’ll help you get up in time for those early games. Battery-operated, so it’s great for those away games when you’re forced to “rough it” in a hotel room overnight.

Soccer gadget #3: Steering Wheel Cover. The perfect gift for any parent whose fingers are callused from driving back and forth to so many games and practices.

Soccer gadget #4: Autograph Bear. OK, so it’s not really a gadget. But what better way to help you remember the best season ever? Have your teammates sign this cutie at the end of the year, and you’ll never forget.

Soccer gadget #5: Soccer Slinky. Just like a soccer ball, it rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs. Unlike soccer balls, it’s a miracle of modern engineering.